Friday, August 01, 2008

Hot Pot


So you want hot pot? Go to Peppers in Pembroke Pines. You heard me. Pembroke friggin Pines. WAY out there. But it's worth it.
For $20 a person you get a parade of raw ingredients to dip in steaming hot broth flecked with chilis, garlic and ginger. Thinly sliced lamb, crab legs, oysters, bok choy, sliced potatoes, fish, spinach, rice noodles, tofu skin. Plus a bevy of dipping sauces. The pot can be divided for vegetarians or for the less-spicyily inclined among us.
The last time I had hot pot I was in Beijing and the restaurant was crowded with hard-smoking Chinese workers shouting to each other over the steaming cauldrons at each table. Clean and bright it was not; discarded crab legs crunched beneath our feet when we walked in. It's also when I learned about hot-pot-in-the-eye. Put it this way, I don't advise peering into the pot when you drop in your ingredients. I spent half the dinner feeling like I got hit with pepper spray. But I kept going. And the tears came from the both the joy of the flavor explosions occurring and the possible corneal damage I had done.
But I digress. Back to Peppers.
If you go make sure to order off the Chinese menu, and there you'll find well-executed delicacies like garlic cucumber, beef with pickled peppers, stir-fried eggplant in a sweet garlic sauce and ma po fish, redolent with Sichuan peppercorns, black beans and chili oil.

9976 Pines Blvd. (954) 437-7738

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Guilty Pleasures @ Aerobar

Get a jump on your weekend with Thursday night's Guilty Pleasures party at Aero Bar. The new airplane-themed club has a Jetsons feel with lounges that evoke a jetway heading to a futuristic airport hub. Two rooms--one with a clear soundproof wall with views of the neighboring lounge--offer plenty of music options for picky club-goers. Resident DJ Ross One spins an eclectic mix of house and rock that fuels the unpretentiously cool crowd. Thurs., 11PM. RSVP online.
247 23rd St.
South Beach
305.674.1110

Get Primed for Ocean Prime

Ocean Prime is opening at the Aventura Mall August 9. The owners are calling it a "modern American supper club." It may sounds like a steakhouse but a quick perusal of the menu of Mitchell's Ocean Club (on which this restaurant will be based) yields some tasty seafood finds. Look forward to: Chilean Sea Bass with Glazed Carrots in a Champagne Truffle Sauce and White Truffle Caviar Deviled Eggs.
Sounds pretty sophisticated for the 'Tura, a place that holds the world record for longest Cheesecake Factory waits.

Miami.com Set to Party @ SET


RSVP to this shindig here.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Wino Chronicles

Drink up, people! It's summer for chrissakes!

Chinese Food Lackage

The general consensus amongst food people is that Miami doesn't have great Chinese. I'm on a hunt to see if that is true. Compared to New York, San Francisco or Boston, Miami has got no real Chinatown and options are limited. I'm still on the lookout for the following specialties:
- authentic dan dan noodles (noodles and bok choy come piled atop a fiery mixture of chilis, garlic and ground meat)
- Chinese Muslim-style restaurants that don't carry pork and do lots of interesting things with eggs, noodles and tomatoes (I found lots of these in Beijing)
- breakfast crepes (called Jian Bing) stuffed with cilantro, egg and spicy plum sauce made by street food vendors
- crispy sesame griddle cakes
- let's not even get started on authentic Yunan dishes ("crossing the bridge" noodles) or Fujian dumplings.

Sigh. A girl can dream.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

South Garden Dim Sum



It's China Week here at All Purpose Dark.
I'm researching a Chinese food piece, so look forward to some updates. Plus, all the pre-Olympics hype has got me missing China. Haven't been there since October and was jonesing for some dim sum and crazy eats. So I recruited Ross, an adventurous eater who possesses an open mind and even more accommodating stomach and we set out for the South Miami strip mall where South Garden works its dumpling magic. They do trolley service on the weekends and the place was packed with Chinese families. I like to know what I'm getting at these places and luckily most of the cart gals spoke English but there were a few mix-ups (tripe soup I'm looking at you) but it was an otherwise enjoyable feast. We got shrimp-stuffed eggplant, fluffy pork buns, stuffed bean curd, fish balls (eerily similar to gefilte fish), gelatinous rice pancakes wrapped around fried dough (loved the melding of textures there), fried sesame balls, fried turnip cake and fried bean curd stuffed with vegetables - the last one being best in show. Each plate is $2-$4 making for a wonderfully cheap and fun weekend breakfast.

South Garden, 10855 SW 72nd St.
(305) 274-8788

Tea Time @ 1 Bleu


The Regent Bal Harbour's posh 1 Bleu restaurant invited guests to fall down the rabbit's hole for a good cause at a Mad Hatters Tea Party. Miami socialites donned elaborate and striking headgear and gathered at the glossy new hotel for a benefit to raise money for Dress for Success, an organization that promotes economic independence for disadvantaged men and women.
Exec chef Gerdy Rodriguez put out quite a spread and everything from the dainty menus to the delicate tea sandwiches felt downright classy.

Each table was adorned with three-tiered trays of tea sandwiches including classic egg salad, cucumber with chive scented cream cheese, black current tea smoked chicken salad and the creative goat cheese and mascarpone fig and honey. I chowed on the fresh-baked scones with fixings like lemon curd and jam like a Buckingham-bred Brit. Four different types of tea were available including my fave imperial earl gray, colonialist that I am.
And the desserts, oh the desserts!

Chocolate-covered strawberries, French macaroons, coconut cupcakes, fruit tarts and something my table mate pronounced "a twinkie on acid." That about sums it up. That, and gold-flecked bon-bons. This is Bal Harbour DARRR-ling.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Happy Hour @ Joley

Joley's summer happy hour is a full-fledged five-day a week mini-party. Kick back at the pseudo-speakeasy Hotel Astor bar as nattily-attired mixologists whip up two-for-one inventive cocktails like pomegranate and acai-tinis while you graze on gratis grub like truffle fries and meatballs. Then you can do it again tomorrow. Weekdays, 5PM-8PM. 956 Washington Ave., South Beach, 305.534.3343.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Le Boudoir

Addicted to the pastries at Le Boudoir but too lazy to schlep to Coral Gables? Fret not, an outpost of the groovy haute bistro has opened in the Brickell 'hood. Stop in for Parisian country bread, feather-lite macaroons and delicately composed sandwiches at this new downtown spot. Nightly prix-fixe dinner menus are an added bonus at this locale.
186 SE 12th Terrace, Downtown. 305.372.2333.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Free Sundays @ Vizcaya

Looking for a little budget-friendly romance? Head to the Vizcaya Museum and Gardens for the estate's summer "no charge" Sunday and get lost in the gilded age glory of this supersized home. Take a stroll in its sprawling garden and admire the over-the-top Italian Renaissance architecture. One can never get enough of that over-the-top breakfast room!
July 27, 9:30AM-4:30PM. 3251 South Miami Ave., Coconut Grove, 305.806.8445.

Taste of the Nation, Miami


Oh Taste of the Nation, how my belly loves thee! This is one of the better food events in Miami. It gives food geeks a chance to meet local culinary talent while simultaneously eating and drinking to gustatory oblivion. Usually the chefs have their A-game on for the fundraiser, with each restaurant eager to impress the crowd and see which booth garners the longest lines and most attention. Celebrity chefs were in the house: a cherubic Allen Susser was a genial host, Cindy Hutson rocked her bandanna and Michael Schwartz held court at his predictably popular table. At these events you also get a lot of duplicate dishes going on and this year the theme of the night was beef. Lots of rare, raw, seared, braised, grilled red meat. Whereas last year's was all about the tuna - seared tuna, tuna tartar, tuna ceviche, tuna sashimi (by the end of the night you were pumped so full of mercury you set off the metal detectors) this year it was all about the Kobe.

The Ritz Key Biscayne's Dune Burger Lounge was proffering lovely kobe sliders topped with gorgonzola, Kobe Club seduced passers-by with beef cheek ravioli and Tuscan Steak had luscious steak tartar presented in porcelain spoons.

Touch chef Sean Brasel was hyping his new Lincoln Road venture Meat Market with marinated kobe skirt steak with aji panca chimmichurri. The spot is set to open in the Fall and if this dish is any indication of what we can expect, it will be a sufficiently creative spin on steakhouse fare. It will also be quite popular as food fiends snapped up the slices of perfectly cooked steak.

The Oceanaire Seafood Room's massive ice sculpture raw bar was a predictable hit. Who would turn down fresh shucked oysters?

Best in show was the Setai's cured salmon with lemongrass foam and chili-flecked eggplant. A nice melding of textures and flavors and a beautiful piece of silky fish.

Also quite nice was Blue Door at the Delano's duck and shiitake mushrooms. It was practically the only duck dish of the night and a welcome red meat respite.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Cinebistro: It's Shiny! It's Pricey!

Checked out the new Cinebistro at the Dolphin Mall recently for this piece and was quite impressed. Sure, it's WAY out west. We're talking edge of the Everglades west. You go through seven toll plazas west. Like, I felt I was in another country west. (Is my beach-centric side rearing it's tanned head here?) But if you make an experience of it and slap on a few mall-based errands it's not so bad. And once you settle into those massive leather seats and crack open a bottle of Goats Do Roam wine (about $20) you start thinking, this is absolute genius. The ticket price is a bit steep - $15 on the weekdays and $17 on the weekends but you do get free valet (you're at the mall so that's not such a perk) and the ability to choose your seats which is rather convenient if you're with a group of friends. The pseudo-swanky lounge designed with Philippe Starck furniture is every idea the French designer has ever had distilled to suburban-friendly proportions. Dangling glass chandeliers, gilded framed mirrors hanging precariously from the ceiling, white curtains flowing. Needless to say, the folks at the Dolphin Mall were loving it.
And the food? For the most part it's fine. No culinary surprises here. Most of the menu is constructed such that the food is partially cooked or almost ready to go because it comes out within, oh, about 90 seconds of ordering it. Skip the mushroom starter-not worth $12. The skirt steak (below) was a nice dish, a generous portion and not bad for $17. The snapper was well-executed with nice hunks of banana but not worth $23. It's better to stick to the budget-priced items like the guacamole and veggie burrito. The one dessert we tried, the deconstructed key lime, was underwhelming. You're better off getting a Toblerone from the upscale concession stand.

All in all it's a fun movie-watching experience. There are no kids, everyone's a bit tipsy and every so often you'd hear plates crash to the floor as some clumsy theater patron fumbles with their tray table.

Pizza N' Porn

Here's a unique way to spend your Friday night: Upper East Side Garden's upstairs lounge hosts a Pizza Porn Party pairing pizza pies from Che Sopranos with cheesy 1950s naughty movies. Retro-liciously risqué, no? The $5 cover includes one Grolsch brewskie.
July 25, 7PM-12AM. 7244 Biscayne Blvd., Upper East Side, 305.984.3231.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Deli Democracy

The Daily Show visits with elderly South Florida Jews and hilarity ensues.

Tonight! Battle of the Bands at MOCA

Rock out with your art out tonight as MOCA hosts the second Battle of the Bands in conjunction with their music-themed Sympathy for the Devil exhibit. Local bands include Old Wives Tales, Psycho Daisies and Treasures. Bonus: complimentary Grolsch beer, VitaminEnergy bevvies and Dogma Grill hotdog vendors. $5. July 24, 8PM.
770 N.E. 125th St.
North Miami
305.893.6211

Endless Pours at Prime Blue Grille


If you love wine (you're reading this blog so you probably enjoy a quaff or eight) then you should, nay, you must get yourself to Prime Blue Grille next week. Starting Monday July 28-August 2 the swanky downtown steakhouse is celebrating their 1-year anniversary with bottomless pours of 10-12 wines during lunch and dinner. The best part? The wine is absolutely free. As in complimentary, gratis, de nada. As my dad would say - goose egg. Plus, the restaurant is currently offering what they dub a "Power" lunch and dinner menu that is very similar to a Miami Spice deal in that it is three courses priced at $23 for lunch and $36 for dinner. Menu options include filet mignon, halibut, skirt steak and pasta. Plus, the food at Prime Blue Grille is stellar. I had a chance to preview this bottomless pours phenomenon and I walked out of this waterfront restaurant completely stuffed and really, really happy. The meal starts with a sparkling white like a champagne or proseco, moves on to a couple of sauvignons and chardonnays, climaxes at 5 or 6 reds and winds down with a port or ice wine for dessert. Your table becomes an orgy of wine glasses and it's a beautiful thing.

The wines change each day and though the pours are about 2 oz. each, if you love what you're drinking the accommodating servers will graciously oblige your oenophile fantasies. Some of the wines tasted:
Fleur du Cap sauvignon blanc
Hugel pinot blanc
Hanzell chardonnay
Laetitia pinot noir
Chalk Hill merlot
Mollydooker shiraz
Groth cabernet
Paul Jaboulet muscat
Chateau des Charmes Paul Bosc riesling
So let's review:
3-course $23 lunch or $36 dinner + free-flowing wine= one ridonkulously good deal.

En Avance Placement

Design District divas, take note: Lincoln Road emporium En Avance has just opened an outpost over the causeway. Make room in your closets for ultra-femme European frocks from labels like La Petite Salope, Etro and Robert Rodriguez's new Black Label couture collection. Moving to the mainland hasn't cramped this boutique's beach style: they still stock light, barely-there dresses that are practically a uniform for every South Beach hardbody. 161 NE 40th St. Suite 101, Design District. 305.576.0056.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Thursdays @ Badrutt's Place

Happy hour gets downright giddy at "Thursday Champagne Night" parties at Badrutt's Place. The Brickell neighborhood spot treats the ladies to complimentary Champagne while flutes of Mumm Napa Rose go for just $9 for the gents. Live music from vocalist Christina Sichta adds to the linger-friendly vibe. Thursdays, 6:30PM-8PM. 1250 S. Miami Ave., Brickell, 305.415.0070.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Gift Bag Porn

Raina at the New Times blog has a great post on the contents of the Swim Week gift bag. If gift bags could talk this one would say something bitchy about your hair.